In this crazed mash-up parody of the Harry Potter and Twilight series—with interlopers crashing in from Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Alice in Wonderland and many other places—you’ll encounter deli-owning vegetarians, invisible rabbits, magical carrot weapons, random lunatics, soothing offstage voices, evil gourmets and much more, as everyone’s favorite wizards, vampires and werewolves battle to save miserable, gloomy Spork—and indeed the world—from certain destruction.