Stealing Saxophones from Homeless People




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Stealing Saxophones from Homeless People is published by Brooklyn Publishers. Click the above button to open a new window and order a perusal copy or performance rights.


About The Play

Dark comedy. Requires one actor of either gender. 8-9 minutes. One setting, requiring a chair.

Stealing Saxophones from Homeless People was written for my friend, Jake River Fraser, who premiered it at the Street Theatre in Canberra, Australia as part of A Bunch of Fives.



 
 
Synopsis

When your mother tells you at the age of three that you're going to end up stealing saxophones from homeless people, you're saddled with a heavy burden. In Stealing Saxophones..., Jake fights a lifelong battle to avoid fulfilling his mother's prophecy. Can he do it?

 

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