Free Monologues - Election

From Me, My Selfie & I


A Student Candidate of either gender speaks to an assembly. Me, My Selfie and I will be published by YouthPLAYS after its premiere in Fall 2017.

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STUDENT CANDIDATE

So everyone, I want you to turn to the person next to you. I don’t care how well you know them. Selfie with them. If you don’t have your phone, take a pretend selfie. I don’t care if you like them. For this one moment, you are together. That’s what I want for this school every moment. For us all to be together. Because we are--whether we like it or not. And if we all say, “Yeah, I’m gonna make the best of it. I’m gonna make every moment just like that time I hugged my neighbor with the questionable skin and the big league B.O. and selfied,” maybe we’ll all get through this alive.
(Beat.)
Thanks, and, uh, vote for me. I’m also campaigning on a platform of more dances, better food and all the stuff everybody else says. OK...thanks.

 
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World Premiere!!!
Me, My Selfie & I co-premiered at Lompoc High School (Lompoc, CA) and Westmont High School (Campbell, CA) at the end of September. This one-act with a flexible cast introduces us to a group of teens as they struggle to find the balance between documenting their lives and living them. 
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Upcoming Productions
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Robert Morgan Senior High (Miami, FL), October 2017
 
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Buckingham High School (Buckingham, VA), October 2017
 
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Munford Middle School (Munford, AL), November 2017
 
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KVCS Winslow Public School (Waterville, ME), November 2017
 
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Nadia's Performance Studio (Wetherill Park, NSW, Australia), December 2017
 
After Math
Philip Barbour High School (Philippi, WV), December 2017
 
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Hillard City School District (Columbus, OH), January 2018
 
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Hillard City School District (Columbus, OH), January 2018
 
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Trinity Episcopal (Austin, TX), January 2018
 
 
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